GRAPHIC CONTENT: A man who woke up to discover he had left some embarrassing marks on his date's bed sheets has seen his desperate texts for help go viral after the exchange was shared on Twitter.
The man - known only as Kevin - had stayed overnight at a woman's house and woke up the next morning only to discover he had left some pretty noticeable poo stains on her white bedding.
The 26-year-old from Dublin knew he needed to find a solution fast and desperately messaged his friend Levi for some help in his moment of need.
Explaining the situation to his pal, Kevin wrote: "Had a dirty whiskey s**** came back must've not wiped my bum properly, there's s**** stains on her bed sheets."
When Levi advised him to get out and delete her "off everything", Kevin revealed he was currently stuck sitting next to her, unable to move as his leg was covering the stain.
A later update read: "Smell starting to become noticeable. Think I'm going to make an escape soon."
However, when the woman left the room he seized his opportunity and flipped the bedsheets so the mark was on the opposite side, as well as spilling some beer on the area for good measure.
He made his getaway before she could notice and, maybe somewhat unsurprisingly, the pair haven't spoken since 'the incident'.
Kevin said: "I ate a burger and chips from Burger King and drank 1 litre of Hennessy the night before.
"We went back to bed for a bit watching the TV show 'Normal People' and I then realised something was off.
"I swapped the sheets around to her side of the bed and spilt beer on the stains.
"It’s not looking good for the relationship."
He may have felt confident in getting away with it until the exchange went viral on social media after being posted by Levi with the caption: "My mate has had a nightmare here, staying over in some girl's house he's been seeing."
It's had more than 25,000 likes as others passed on some belated advice.
One replied to suggest: "Ask for a strong coffee and then accidentally spill the cup on it... too late for you but happy to help future faux pas! This can also be used if you pee yourself."
A second wrote: "He needs to 'accidentally' spill a drink and take the sheet off."
Another said: "Hahahaha I’d die."