Proof men have zero ability to multitask

The human brain is wired in such a way that a man cannot stand anxiety while also standing in other areas (Photo: iStock)

There have been strong rumours that nothing has happened in Kenyan bedrooms in the last week, thanks to Wafula Chebukati. While the nature of their job has kept IEBC employees away from such activities, Chebukati has gone to great lengths to ensure we join them in this game of abstinence.

Apparently, the human brain is wired in such a way that a man cannot stand anxiety while also standing in other areas. Statisticians would call this a negative correlation, but women like me are more interested in why such correlations do not appear when the man is poor.