Fake money? Back in the day we had fake parents

We want them to fix DNA tests, female lawyers, the continued existence of petticoats, and the epidemic known as ‘Nitumie'

At the pinnacle of your success remember the brother who stood up for you against bullies and the sister who cleaned your bottom when you were sick.

An average Kenyan man with a good job is not rich, we have all seen men and women who earned well go back to average life upon losing their jobs.

Thing is, relationships are so complicated these days that you can’t really be sure who will stay and who won’t. Ni kama gas!

Throughout history, menstruation has been assigned roles that ranged from defining a woman’s status and social role to being seen as a curse.

The contemporary African man is so jealous to even realise when the woman is out to ‘help’ him.

If you hear someone dropping quotes from ‘The 48 Laws of Power’, ‘Rich Dad Poor Dad’ or ‘The Art of War’, there' a probability they haven't read them.

A basic biological function, and health issue, has instead become taboo, to the extent of stigmatising half of Kenya’s population.

While society disparages such a woman as difficult, stroppy, aggressive, jumped-up, rude, hysterical and off the market, she believes in herself.

School curricula are not designed by people who necessarily have much experience of, or talent at, the world beyond.

Girls, maybe we need to pause and look in the mirror. Toxic women destroy good men and thoroughly screw up their kids and that is just the way it is.

She was in a foreign land before Twitter, Facebook or phone sex and had no idea what Freshly was doing back home. A woman has needs, ala!

The resounding advice is that all those eligible should get vaccinated, regardless of their reproductive status or intentions.

She has a kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg, heart ache, to a broken relationship.

When else would he get that red sports car that can silence the entire Thika Road? At what point should he try out leather pants?

So you pray, stay still, endure dry spell and suffer numerous walks of shame to STI clinics – always strong for husband, kids, in-laws and society.

Here I am , totally at sea at how to console a distraught, bawling woman in public.

Brits very swiftly and conveniently forget that much of Empire was acquired, if not by violence, then at least by dodgy Deeds and Treaties

This should not be a contest, though. There is no real reason why these two parties should feel the need to one-up each other.

We are now the parents, and, unfortunately, too many did not learn from our parents’ mistakes.

You know, no woman ever aspires to be some married man’s side chick or become his baby mama.

Are they just good guys caught in a bad job that causes them to have flashes of ruthlessness?