President William Ruto, Dr Hustler himuselefu, showed up bright and early in Bunge on Thursday to give waheshimiwa his maiden speech.
Contrary to public expectation, he did not arrive aboard a wheelbarrow, but on a limousine that could possibly dry up our Turkana oilfields in one filling.
To remedy that, however, he had a version of "watu wa boda boda" announce his entry. Being fancier, they did not do the announcing by sounding their boda boda horns or blowing whistles, as our regular boda guys are known to do, but with sirens that are sure to startle even the dead.
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