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"You'll be online throughout in our digital bus" MKU comrades promise Obama a heavenly experience

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 Simon Kimani Chair of MKUSA has written to POTUS

 

By Sheila Kimani (@sheilakimm)

Forget threats by UoN student leader who mentioned that fellow comrades would do shaming things if President Obama failed to visit their University, the MKU (Mount Kenya University) comrades come in peace!

 In a letter addressed to the Barack Obama-POTUS, the MKUSA student leader Simon Kimani promised to give president Obama a heavenly experience thanks to their recently launched digital bus in which they affirmed that President Obama would stay online all through his ride thanks to their WI-FI and not be worried about power plugging thanks to the charging sockets within the bus.

Better yet, they would provide lawyers from their Parklands School of Law to file a lawsuit against the young man who had confessed to eyeing Malia Obama since a tender age and even provide full scholarships to Obama’s daughters in any of their campuses.

Despite promising heaven, they seemingly nullified their point by writing

We heard that you are going to KU, did you know that MKUs founder is an Alumni of KU? If not, now you know.

Doesn’t that affirm President Obama’s decision to visit KU where great minds hail? One wonders.

Here is the Comrades letter.

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