10 tricks women use to acquire sponsors

Men have developed the art of seducing women for millennia and most people have become familiar with their game by now. But what about women's game? Although men can get really sleek the mastery of wooing a partner is a secret deadly weapon of the female gender. It especially works in this error where every woman wants a man to take care of her. A sponsor! Here are a few trick they use....

1. Hit the cars in traffic

They target men driving a German machine or a slightly expensive Asian imported car. Daihatsu and Probox owners, you can relax. You are not the target audience.

2. Witch doctors

This mostly happens if the man in question seems too attached to his first family. Women can also do this to the man so that he cannot stray.

3. Church

Since way back the church has been considered the safest hunting ground. Church, allegedly, men will not keep a woman waiting for a ring for 10 years. They want to formalise things fast and start enjoying conjugal rights.

4. Obituaries

The search has widened past the churches, beyond the work place and networking groups, bars to the graveside. They wittingly use a man's vulnerability following the loss of his wife to win her way to marriage. It is advisable not to get involved with a man whose wife died from long illness bravely borne.

5. Social media stalking

Dear men who post, photos of the plush residences, expensive cars and check in every time you fly abroad, please know that a woman somewhere is watching you. And she will strike soon!

6. Selling insurance

Have you ever seen that one insurance broker who camps at your office reception to see your female boss? She has never even attempted to talk to any other person and is willing to wait for your boss the whole day? Well, she knows what she is doing and it has nothing to do with her employer.

7. Fake appointments

A young woman named Terry once walked walked into the Standard Group offices and demanded to see Nick Mudimba a former sports anchor. She fooled the security and receptionist by claiming that she had an appointment with the journalist but when he came to meet her she claimed that Nick was her future husband.

"I had a vision last night from the Lord... revealing to me you were my husband," she shouted. A rather shaken Nick walked back to the newsroom when the woman demanded they should hold hands and pray for their future together.

8. Dating sites

The latest hunting ground for women has actually moved from the traditional dating sites to LinkedIn. This way they can tell if the man has a good job and if he has had a series of good job is plus since it means that he has been piling up money.

9. Shopping advice

There is nothing as attractive as a married man with a ring on his wedding finger shopping clueless with a ten year old daughter on the shopping trolley. Women will approach such men and pretend to helping the man find the right size of diapers for

10. Newspaper appointment announcements

If you though obituaries are the strangest place to find a husband then you have not met women who found sponsors in newspaper adverts. They mostly look out for men who have been promoted or hired by reputable companies.