Five silly reasons why you have slept with someone

We all believe that sex should be a very serious affair. It’s wrong to sleep with someone for all the wrong reasons. But sometimes, Satan makes us do silly things. Things that are damn silly and we will never be proud of. Here are some of the silly reasons why we have probably slept with someone.

We slept with someone to make an ex extremely jealousy. There are breakups that are hard to accept. We just can’t go down without a fight. It’s for this reason that we will accept an exe’s best friend. When they chat dirty, pursue us and talk shit about our exe, we shall be glad to offer more. Needless to say we all bit the dust because we realize that the man we slept with to make another jealous doesn’t care that much.

There are times when every girlfriend has a man and they are having sex.When you meet, it’s my man goes down on me, he takes a leap year to be done with the sex thing and all stuff about sex.When you tell such girls that you have not had sex for close to two years, they won’t believe you.

They will look at you as though you have a wooden nose, and then ask if you have blood flowing through your veins. Since you have blood flowing through your veins, you will sleep with that good for nothing guy just to have a story to tell your girls. Even if he doesn’t let you sleep in his arms or look at you as you sleep, you will lie that he does all these sweet things.

After cheating your girlfriends that you are in a very loving relationship and you have great sex, it dawns on you that you are very wrong. You still can’t accept it, so you continue having sex to keep this man.You imagine that with lots of sex, this man will be convinced that you are the one and stick with you. You even spend an arm and your last breath to buy lingerie, expensive human hair and one thousand scents of perfumes to keep him interested.

But one day as you have just taken your shower and slipped into that red lingerie, he says he is committed elsewhere. You ask yourself “Kwani nilikosea wapi?” You imagine it’s because you didn’t comb your human hair to look like that of our news anchors. Or it’s because you didn’t keep your hair natural and use a mild perfume. But we all know it’s because you threw yourself at him and had sex to keep him.

Then there are those times we have sex to keep a best friend. This man has been your friend for like years. He knows all your problems and you also know that though he hoped to marry that beautiful girl, she just took his money and ran.

Then one bright Saturday day morning he laments of how he has stayed for 300 years without sex. He lies that he has silently loved you since he saw you but he was intimidated by you. Because the devil is a liar and we feel flattered, we believe everything he says and accept him as a loyal sex buddy till a serious man comes to do us apart.