Team mafisi’s of the telegram infamy happen to have needs. Their needs are not like ours. Like the Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, they range from basic to self-actualization needs. Without much ado let's have a look at their needs.
Without nudes, a team mafisi will be creepily begging an innocent girl for them on Facebook or WhatsApp. They need nudes for their pathetic and poverty-stricken lives to be bearable. Sex chatting and making out is what sedates them when they are not in the act. Need I tell you that they can't remember the name of women they make out with?
2. Safety in numbers.
The collective lack of common sense among all team mafisi members is the glue that holds them together in a group. A group whose sole aim is to share women's nude photos. They are safe from common sense. They have to be protected from being murdered by the men whose wives they devour. Once in a while, some are shot or end up with baggage from cross-generational relationships with older women. Then they shout from the confines of their cheap phones, okoa jahazi bundles and in the company of fellow retarded men that young girls are into sponsors. How hypocritical can they get?
3. Love and belonging.
Friendship with all fisis is crucial. He also needs intimacy with as many women as possible. This will help him brag to other fisis in their social media cocoons. Need I tell you it's a place where they think backward collectively and agree on standard ways of disrespecting women? Loving a fisi is labouring in vain. They will give no love and affection in return. His happiness hits the roof if he is called endlessly after a hit and run scenario. He feels very loved and his true belonging to the mafisi sacco is certified.
Most mafisis self-esteem is 420 metres below sea level. Had it been higher than the peak of Mt Everest, they wouldn't find satisfaction as the most dangerous of all fisis. It suffices to say that a true fisi has no respect for self or others.
After living his life as a bona fide member of team mafisi sacco, he finally acquires higher status. He becomes a deadbeat dad who left many children and broken hearts in his hey days. He grows into an old filthy man. He can't resist girls young enough to be his daughter's. His sponsor status is unrivaled. He can also be excessively polygamous with many mistresses on the side. He wants to beat the Akuku danger polygamous record. A typical fisi in old age.