Advice to clueless Kenyan men: This is how to score with the lady you like

Kenyan men have no clue how to pick a woman. That said; let me give you a guide on how to successfully pick up a girl at a joint.

1. Patience is key

I understand that times are hard. You want to be in and out of the joint with minimal damage to your pocket. However, trying to proposition a woman the moment she walks into the joint will just land you in the emergency room. Most guys don’t even have the decency to ply a girl with alcohol first before getting down to business!

2. Be subtle

Leering grins and perverted come-ons won’t get you anywhere. It’s revolting and an absolute turn-off.  Men who seem only interested in sex give women bad vibe. You don’t want to come across as a sex offender. You can flirt without being lewd. Don’t be that desperate, sex-crazed dork. She will know what you are up to.

 3. Pamper her

A little flattery goes a long way. Be charming and shower her with compliments.  Even call girls like to be buttered up first. She has to feel comfortable with you before she can consider doing anything naughty with you. Listen to her intently when she talks. Be genuinely interested in knowing a little about her. Most importantly, don’t let your eyes wander on to other girls. Keep your eyes on the prize.

4. A little politeness goes a long way

I’d sooner go home with the laid back guy giving me subtle suggestive looks from across the joint, than the creep trying to grope my ass on the dance floor. Girls are suckers for sophisticated and refined men. Be courteous when you approach her.

5. Be gracious in defeat

Take rejection graciously.  Don’t whine and make a fuss. It’s pathetic. I have seen guys ask girls to refund the money they have used on them just because they refused to accompany them to their cribs. Some even get violent. It’s never that serious!

Here is to exciting times in 2017!