Reports indicate that the biting water shortages in the country have resulted in not only an increase in sales of perfume to cover the stench of unwashed bodies, but also a rapid increase in water-related crimes
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When her colleagues learnt of what had befallen her, they were shocked not because the accountant had tried to kill herself, but that she could try to take her life without first processing their salary advance requests!
By Diana Anyango
By Solomon Koko and Vincent Kejitan
By Solomon Koko
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