The Kenyan voter — the quintessential hoi polloi — suffers without bitterness. Wanjiku endures the most unimaginable bloviators. In Kenya, no political mandarin is beneath Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria in dignity. Filthy objects effortlessly fly out of Mr Kuria’s lose mouth every time he parts it. I can think of no plausible explanation for Mr Kuria’s proclivity for moving his mouth, and then engaging his noggin later. Don’t ask me why Mr Kuria’s verbal droppings have import.
He’s the MP for Jubilee’s Uhuru Kenyatta, the country’s CEO. Like in Animal Farm, the fable, not all constituencies are equal.