Can you domesticate a bad girl?

Can you handle her. This is a question I have often been asked by men and women whenever I asked them if I could go after a certain woman my heart desired? Not necessarily my heart; it could be my pelvic thirst. Since women are classified into good or bad girls, anytime you want to go after a bad girl, such a sceptic question that is a tacit warning will always spring up. Both men and women always give bad girls a bad rap.

But who exactly is bad girl? In my book, if she stocks more liquor than food in her refrigerator, she is bad girl. If she has enough sex paraphernalia in her bedroom to make it pass for a room where A-rated porn is filmed, that is a bad girl right there.

A bad girl uses the F-word liberally. She drinks the hardest whisky in town, smokes defiantly (including hard stuff), and sleeps around on her terms.

Dangerously alluring 

But there is something dangerously alluring about a bad girl. There is something powerfully seductive and sexual about them. Something any man would give anything to conquer. Some daring, if foolish men think they can domesticate a bad girl. A bad girl is free-spirited and only sees the world from her own prism.

In my interactions with bad girls, I have come to the conclusion that they like flirting with any man who strikes their fancy. She can hardly be loyal. She is only with you when you are with her. Mostly, they are self-centred and everything must rotate and revolve around them. They love themselves more than the devil himself will approve. They are extravagantly expensive to maintain.

On the better side, she is beautiful and hankered after by many men. They crave for sex and are good in the sack. They are wild and open to suggestions. Unlike the good girls who are prudish and won’t experiment anything beyond what the missionary (pun-intended) approved, the bad girls are willing to experiment. Anything for maximum pleasure. They make good and exciting company. Where and when it matters, they can be a subject of envy for your male peers, and this doubly can boost your ego, especially if facially beautiful and curvaceous enough.

Public property

But it is foolhardy for any man to imagine that they can conquer and domesticate a bad girl. I think bad girls should walk around with a tag that reads public property. Given the attention they are given by men out here, it will take a man who is hung like a horse, handsomer than Trey Songz (or whosoever women deem hot lately), and loaded like Carlos Slim, to domesticate her. Of course, she will demand more.

Think of someone like Marylyn Monroe. She went to bed and married the best in Hollywood, the best in sports, and even slept with the President of the United States and the brother who was the attorney general. Had she not died, you wonder who else she would have yearned for. She best explains how bad girls are difficult to tame.

 Every man would want a piece of her. And that is what you will get: A piece. And thank your stars. The only thing that can tame a bad girl is age and natural attrition. Period.

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