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Why wives grow fat and beautiful when husbands die

Beautiful wife

This is a question for the sages from a friend I shall not name lest he is declared persona non grata in his home: “How come whenever a man dies, his widow grows fat, more beautiful and vibrant?” Let’s be frank here. There is a crop of men who deserve to die. And I am not referring to brothers who are allergic to water or toothbrushes.

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