Man United fans call for psychic Dutch cow to be slaughtered after Europa League victory

Manchester United earned direct qualification to the UEFA Champions League after defeating Ajax Amsterdam 2-0 last night at the Friends Arena in Stockholm.

Early goals in each half by world’s most expensive player Paul Pogba and back to back Armenian player of the year Henrikh Mkhitaryan were enough to see the English outfit life the Europa League for the first time in their history and consequently, a third cup for Man United this season.

Ajax and Man United had taken to twitter to try and play mind games on each other but what stole the show was the psychic cow in Holland, who favoured Ajax to beat the red devils. However, Sijtje the cow, who has had a success prediction rate of 85% got it wrong this time – as the Red Devils showing fans that they needed the win more than Ajax.

A section of Manchester United fans who had lost hope after the cow had predicted and Ajax win are now calling for the cow to be slaughtered and used for soup.

The Dutch cow had correctly predicted the outcome of Holland’s elections, in which there were 11 candidates contesting. It also predicted that Holland would beat Mexico in the 2014 World Cup. Looks like lady luck was not on Sijtje’s side this time.

Congratulations Manchester United!