Friday is mostly for sleepovers and in-house dates. Modern day dating has become very easy for boychild that nowadays, it is just a matter of tuma fare and boom! Bae is knocking at the door, fornication bag in hand.
The pair might decide to go for a drink in the local then stagger back when the curfew hour knocks, or still buy liquor, close doors and do what people do behind closed doors.
I know women with children wouldn’t be available for sleepovers, so we’ll have a talk with the younger ladies. By the time you finish your official Friday duties, bae has already rang you up on a booty call for a weekend. Those who send fare have done the 200 bob transaction bila za kutoa for your matatu to their crib. For the newly found Stingy Men’s Association (SMA), those ones who tell you to kuja na fare yako tu babe nitaku-refund, they’ve dusted their bedsitters clean, loitering around the matatu stage asking how many more minutes to arrival.