Quit acting wife until he acts husband

Witchcraft is practised in many distinct forms. Playing wifey to a man for years only for him to drop you for a lass who can barely wipe her nose is also a high form of wickedness.

Acting wifey simply means going over to his place with those “nitalala wapi” handbags to spend days or even weeks cleaning, washing his soiled undies, spending days mastering recipes and licking his lollipop.

And it doesn’t end there, playing wifey also means nagging, throwing tantrums and sulking over the silliest thing like how he squeezes the toothpaste.

Women have failed to understand why after years of prayers and fasting for the ring, he throws you the weak ass crap of “baby its not you, its me.”

To cushion themselves from the pain that comes with the same, they’ve resolved to quit playing wives until a guy puts a ring on it.

Ladies, play a wife but exercise moderation and play your cards right.

Every man under the sun wants a domesticated woman. Even German Chancellor Angela Merkel cooks for her husband and a man will settle with you if he’s seen how submissive and domesticated you can be.

So yes, you can cook once in a while because how else would he know your culinary skills? How would he know you are a homemaker and a clean, orderly woman if you don’t remove the cobwebs from his wall and arrange his wardrobe?

The catch however lies in various scenarios. For starters, quit portraying yourself as a desperate wife wannabe. Life doesn’t start and end with him getting hitched to you so if he says come over for the weekend, please pack out by Sunday evening or Monday morning.

Do not leave your panties, toothbrush or hair pin for next time especially if you guys are just starting out. Most men wear their hearts on their sleeves so if he wants you over next time, trust me girl, he’ll buy you a toothbrush and surprise you with undies.

Men love it when you put up a chase, you don’t have to be at his beck and call, invite him over to your place, do movies or something but if you are too eager to rush over to his house to Cook and bend over the whole night thinking it’ll get you marriage, utajijua.

Two, unleash those wifely skills synonymously with how serious he gets. You cannot be acting a wife to a man whose second name you don’t know, where he comes from is a mystery and you have no information on his background and no one in his nuclear or extended family knows you.

Stop cooking and ironing for a nigga who cannot remember your birthday or spell your maiden name. Let him earn it.

Even as you act a wifey, some things are a no-no until he marries you. Top is getting pregnant, my friend, the worst mistake a woman can ever make is trap a man with a pregnancy. You might end up the jilted, bitter baby mama instead of the wife.

Define what you guys have, be open minded enough to accept when a man is having a fling with you or he is serious then draw your limits.

If all you offer is good romp and nothing more, get your share of the bargain and get moving. You can’t be doing his laundry while wincing knowing too well the main chic will be rolling on the same sheets you are vigorously washing.

Know your worth and tag a price; play wife only when he’s worth it.

And finally, as always, I flip the coin. Girl, don’t bore us with sh*t saying you can’t play wife when in reality you don’t know how to act like one.

Okay, you cannot cook for a man but can you cook in the first place? Can you even wash your undies clean? Do you know how to tidy a house, remove cobwebs, clean the hidden areas, arrange stuff? Do you?

Don’t use “I won’t” excuse to hide the I can’t factor. If you have your own hustle, are emancipated, homely and domesticated then you are a wife material and won’t need to try hard to impress.