You are a man living on the fast lane in the 21st Century. You want to go the whole hog in trying to please your better half. Then avoid this!
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This needs no explanation. Besides, it's a criminal offence.
Public humiliation –
Okay, we may differ on a number of issues but the whole world need not get a copy, more so your relatives.
Ignore us at your own risk –
Football is important and so are we. Show the same interest as you did at the beginning of our relationship. We never forget.
We are not sex objects –
Well, we said romance has its place in our lives, but it’s not the main thing. We can also be complimented outside the bedroom too.
A nag? –
Banish this word from you vocabulary starting now!