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To have peace you have to sit on your man: They can’t be trusted after dark

The need 24-hour supervision

Men, you had your chance, and you blew it. Being given a penis comes with great responsibility but what you have proven time and time again, is that you cannot be trusted to behave yourselves after dark.

That makes a curfew necessary for all the men who have proven that freedom given has become too much. Men remember the days when you were a kid and had to be in before dark and in bed by 9pm? Well you’re a grown up and that is not about to change any time soon.

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