Of clumsy Kenyan men and what women want between the sheets

Typical sexual encounter with a Kenyan man is strange           Photo:Courtesy

I don’t think it is far off the mark to say that Kenyan men are the worst sexual partners in the world. They leave a lot to be desired in the bedroom. Their lack of tact between the sheets stems from one simple thing: The concept of foreplay is all Greek to them. They have it in their head that the only prelude to sex is simply getting unclothed or grabbing or spanking a woman’s bum. After that it is ‘wham bam thank you ma’am’.

This is how a typical sexual encounter with a Kenyan man plays out: You are on the couch watching TV or something. Out of the blues, he attacks you with his tongue, kissing you aggressively, literally jamming his tongue down your throat.