Why tall, dark and handsome men become fat, round and ugly after getting married

Women often find themselves grappling with conflicting desires, and it's not always easy to define their needs. We are complex beings, driven by insecurities and deep-seated fears that even we struggle to comprehend. On one hand, we yearn for tall, dark, and handsome men in our lives and bedrooms. We envision them as the ideal partners to father beautiful children of exceptional lineage, offspring we can proudly display during clinic visits or outings at places like KFC and Java, where elite families congregate.

Curiously, it's rare to spot less-than-adorable children indulging in pizza at CJ's in places like Valley Drive and Karen. This may be because educated, progressive women have become adept at selecting the finest genetic material for the business of procreation.

The prevalence of less attractive individuals in modest and lower-class communities might be attributed to a different dynamic. Women in these areas may be more inclined to rely on any available partner for survival. Perhaps this is the way nature intended it.