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Gachagua: A most successful classmate of UoN class

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Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua during impeachement hearing before the National Assembly on October 8. [Elvis Ogina, Standard]

My classmate, you believe you are going down and dread the experience. Impeachment and demands for economic accountability are giving you nightmares. Easy man.

Your "down" is too far for you to reach. If millions of shillings can be equated to downward steps, imagine how many you will clear before you reach down. It will take four lifetimes for you to arrive at the down that we the ordinary folks have belonged.

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