Calm after 'kukosana'

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You get home to a five-course dinner. Carol went all Mexican and Italian in the kitchen and the foods on the table are something out of a five-star hotel brochure. The food is very suggestive. Half of the things on the table can be found on the list of the world’s most potent aphrodisiacs. Carol should go easy on these women magazines.

But you are starving and happy that Carol took you seriously when you called from the airport to say you were famished. Her choice of music is telling. Where do women pick these things? So, you go straight into the rituals of savoring five courses in the company of your wife who is eating so lightly.