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Nairobi chicks have zero romance

When Nairobian women want sex from a man, they write him a text, “I miss you”. Throw in some annoyingly cliched emoji, and a man is supposed to decode what that means and should invite her to his house, or if he one of these new-age metrosexual sissies, go to her place to be served noodles and minced meat and be expected to outperform an electric sexual toy.

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