Dear Kenyan ladies, exposing your butt is not fashionable

Do you really want strangers to be ogling at your exposed butt crack as you walk down the street?

Gone are the days when exposed butts were considered a wardrobe malfunction. Nowadays, it is a fashion statement. Back in my campus years, I was constantly presented with the various stages of dress (and undress) of tens of ladies and I reckoned I had seen it all.

Little did I know that there would come a day when women would willfully sashay around with about two to three inches of butt cracks hanging out. This absurd fad is topped by wearing thongs or G-strings, so that the T-back of the underwear shows beneath the jeans. Welcome to the golden age of exhibitionism.