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Men love women who like presents!

When Susanna asks for Ksh 2000 for salon, I feel financially abused, economically used and even politically misused, most of the times. When I am loaded, I am a cheerful giver.
As a matter of fact, I am working on how to acquire and possess some small tear gas canisters. I require them. A time is coming when she will visit me only to find a changed man. When she does, and she rejects all that I offer, all that I can offer, I may be prompted to use the Guerilla means. Freedom is never given freely.

I am intending to seek an off day and invite her. As soon as the CS for Treasury reads the budget, I will outline mine too. As for Suzzie, her favor and funding will go too low.
I seek to increase the token taken to my little sister and the blackest boy in the village, Wamuroha to 100 from 50 per visit by myself. These two are my best.

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