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Even a ‘toothpick’ can unleash rapid fire in bed

  • Every man would want to believe that he is hung like a horse, but unfortunately, not every man is born with a larger-than-thine love stick.
  • Some men have to make do with a micro penis.

However, contrary to what your porn collection has had you believe, size does not always correlate with pleasure. Size does matter in some instances, but what really counts is how you use your joystick during intercourse.

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