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Men now want to be rescued from over-amorous women

I'm very poor in small talk, especially with women.?

A young woman, not quite 21, recently seduced me openly, promising to give me the sex of my life. She may have been drunk, but her propositioning to me was made in full consciousness, to my befuddled male friends.

See, I'm as tall as they come. And when you are tall and you spot a clean shave, you can be a magnet to women. If in a social environment and people are inebriated, it can be worse. My friends are equally tall and drunk women have a habit of describing them as handsome, or funny even though they are as funny and charming as a wet rag.

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