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A fake big booty won’t make him love you more, it’s called false advertising, period!

Unfortunately, not all women are blessed with an apple bottom

If the popularity of our more voluptuous celebrities is anything to go by, the men in Kenya are still living in the animal kingdom.

They don’t like ‘em bony, they want something they can grab! Girls all around us are getting famous just for staggering around with humongous buttocks.

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