Games women play in bars and night clubs

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One of my favourite games in night clubs is securing phone numbers from women with male company. I don’t and I can’t dance, so I need a distraction when all my peers take to the dance floors or disappear to sin anywhere in the facility. My success rate in this secret vice is more than 50 per cent.

Why women do it totally escapes me. Extremely gorgeous women who I don’t deserve in ten lifetimes have been more generous with their numbers and more than willing to meet me for a drink at a later date. Those I pursue generally show up and it is not funny.