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Some men are way beyond jokers!

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Last week, one Beryl lamented about a man who once took her to an expensive restaurant and bought her a drink called a 'Habanero Hellfire' which she decided to accompany with double espresso.

This is why I've always maintained that watu wa Wanga you just take them to the local nyama joint for candlelit dinner (the candles are to keep the flies away from your meat), buy them three of those big Guinness bottles to keep them busy during the date as you watch your Euro Cup game in peace on the big screen.

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