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#Bring back our Senator Sonko

Hello? Hellooo? Is that hell? Am I speaking to Satan? This is Beryl calling. What? No Satan it can’t wait, we need to talk now, it’s urgent. Five minutes? You give me just five minutes? Okay, that’s not enough, but I will try and say everything within the five minutes.

Satan, what have you done to him? Stop pretending you don’t know who I am talking about. Yes, that’s him, our senator. Nooooo, I am not calling to talk about him throwing stones or fighting a winning wall. That is in the past and we have moved on.

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