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Snapshots: Cops are just thugs in uniform

An AK 47 Rifle. Photo: Courtesy

They say it’s hell when the English are chefs, the Kenyans are police, the French are engineers, the Swiss are lovers and the Italians are bankers.

Most Kenyan policemen (and women) are fat, which means you’re much more likely to get shot if you run – the lads are too heavy.

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