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What do we do now: Going nuts over these women’s sex appetite

What changed?

A young woman, not quite 21, recently seduced me openly, promising to give me the sex of my life. She may have been drunk, but her propositioning was made in full consciousness, to my befuddled male friends.

I sympathised with girl. For starters, I’m very stingy. Jomo Kenyatta will resurrect before I can offer a woman I’m not interested in a drink. Secondly, I’m very poor in small talk, especially with women. I normally have this irresistible urge to talk about China’s relationship with Taiwan, and economic prospects of Kazakhstan.

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