Messy lifetime dinner; this Mao look alike must pay

I have never won a lottery. Not that I do not participate in promotions like Bonyeza, but simply because I was born unlucky.

However, all that changed when the government called to inquire about my piece of land in Kwale. The land was needed to make way for the Standard Gauge Railway. The money on offer was good and one day I woke up a millionaire, just like that.