3-week-old marriage breaks over wife’s insatiable libido and husband’s sexual ‘inexperience’

A couple has shocked neighbours in Mihango area of Nairobi’s Kayole Estate after they separated over their mismatched appetite. The split, that came weeks after they got married in a church wedding, has been blamed on the husband’s poor bedroom skills and his wife’s humongous libido,

A fortnight ago, a lengthy shouting match attracted neighbours to the couple’s house at night. When they went to check, they found the man with a big briefcase, preparing to leave as he protested claiming that he had had enough of his wife.

In a protracted verbal combat, the husband, surnamed Bosire, was crying foul, claiming that he was fed up with his wife, whose insatiable libido he could not satisfy anymore. On the other hand, the wife, only identified as Emily, was belittling him, accusing him of being ‘romantically green’, among other choice insults.

According to neighbours who had been listening in on the duo’s petty squabbles, Bosire is a born-again staunch Seventh Day Adventist who is believed to have been a virgin by the time he was wedding. Meanwhile, Emily is believed to be worldly and experienced, and her husband could not satisfy her.

What began as pillow talk between the couple quickly spiraled out of control, with the couple loudly trading accusations as they bandied nasty words. This was happening much to the excitement of nosy neigbours who were keenly listening in on them.

The two had three weeks ago gone for their honeymoon at the Coast where, according to the woman, nothing romantic happened.

“It began with the woman heckling her husband, telling him that he is lazy and clumsy in bed. She whined about how she didn’t enjoy the honeymoon, terming it boring,” said a neighbour.

Complaining about her unpleasant experience during the honeymoon, the woman accused her husband of ‘starving’ her and being decidedly downbeat about making love.

Apparently, the man spent the better part of the honeymoon praying and reading the bible, giving very little attention to his wife. She claimed she persevered, believing that he was fervently praying to ensure their marriage was built on a strong spiritual foundation.

Speaking to Crazy Monday, neighbours intimated that the duo squabbled every night since returning from honeymoon.

On the night when things completely fell a part, the woman was heard complaining to her man about his poor timing when it comes to retiring to bed.

Prayer obsession

“Apparently, the wife would go to bed and hope that her husband would follow her. But he always remained behind in the living room, reading the bible before embarking on long prayer sessions. And by the time he would join her in bed, she was always dead asleep,” revealed another neighbour.

The shouting match turned into an insult slug fest, with each scandalising the other. The wife told all and sundry about her husband’s obsession with prayer, pointing out that he even prays before getting intimate.

The husband, determined to equally disgrace her, told the neighbours that she never gets satisfied. “I don’t know what kind of a human being this is. She always wants me to go on and on, as if our life depends on it,” scoffed the husband, adding that there is more to marriage than intimacy.

“He is always ‘just there’. I am the one to initiate intimacy,” complained the woman as neighbours laughed their heads off. When humiliation and embarrassment became too much, the man grabbed his briefcase and left in a huff in the cover of darkness. Efforts by church elders to reconcile the duo have proved futile, since man’s cannot be traced.