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Poor Serena Williams. Beautiful, rich, world conqueror and famous. Trouble is, she can’t seem to find a date. The former world No. 1 tennis star is only 30 years young and swears she is so heartsick she is ‘suspending’ finding a new man in her life for the next ten years or so. Where did all the Don Juans go? Is there no one, even from Kisii County who is man enough for this girl? I have her contacts if you care to try. In fact, where is that councillor who wanted to send some horned zebus to Chelsea Clinton’s parents or is he also already spoke for. Heelpp!

 

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