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Hilarious responses after clerk blames mission millions on snake

Public office holders come up with every kind of excuses to explain misappropriated funds. Although the public knows they are lying, most of their excuses are convincing making the offenders walk away unpunished.

An official from the Nigeria’s Joints Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB), a state agency responsible for the registration of admission of individuals seeking to join various universities in the country ,however, wins it all after stating that a snake ‘spiritually’ syphoned the 36 million in Nairas that was kept in an office vault.

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