Paranoid MP shocks Rift Valley residents

Residents of a town in the Rift valley were recently shocked by the strange antics of a first time lawmaker who visited the region for an official function.

For the close to one week, the little known youthful politicians used to cruise the town streets in a convoy of three high-end vehicles, with one serving as a chase car.

The man known for his knack of flashy dressing was always in the company of four mean-looking guards, armed with walkie-talkies, for the entire duration of his stay. 

Many people were left wondering what danger they posed to the MP, to warrant the elaborate security detail, considering that they in the first place had no idea who he was!