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BabaJimmy: Let’s watch on our kids this holiday, idlers are preying

By Joseph Maina

Now, someone once said that the difference between school and life is that in school, you are taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson. Now that the first week of the school holidays are here, I’m continually confronted by unspeakable horrors wrought by my kids.  My mboys eat like ants during the holidays, and they seem to have too much time in their hands, which they spend playing with their friends and inventing all manner of mischief. They then return in the evening looking like chokoras, leaving the mboch to launder their filth.

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