Prezzo UK should work from home and be happy, it's his way of giving back to society

President (Rtd) Uhuru Kenyatta. [File, Standard]

I had no idea Prezzo UK was so estranged from his successor, Prezzo Bill Ruto, that the two can only communicate through newspaper pages. Or Twitter handles and Press releases.

And since we're so keen on employment creation, a committee has been established to investigate Prezzo UK's retirement perks. The crux of the matter, as I understand it, is that since his retirement two years ago, he hasn't been paid his dues.