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Perils of dating a beautiful neighbour

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You invite the girl next door with the excuse of football, since she is donning the Arsenal T-shirt. You asked her so kindly, yet so confidently; she would have to be such a mean misanthrope as to turn you request down.

When you think about it, it came out as a good neighborly invite, no motive beneath. She drags herself over, takes her sandals off and comes in and sits uneasily in the seat, closer to the door.

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