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Gym Tales: Back to satan’s dungeon

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UTIs are the worst things. Cruel, mean and utterly unkind. The excruciating pain you feel when you pee, the constant urge to go, the lingering, burning sensation after you do and the inner battle between peeing or just holding it in.

UTIs are just like the gym. After the festive season and the kilos that come with it, the pull to go the gym is compelling. And so you pick up your bag, tie shoelaces and get on your way.

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