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Of Christmas feast, farting cows, and goats that won't stop bleating after vaccine

I wanted to wish you a very merry Christmas, although there are many Kenyans who have nothing to celebrate this season, because everything has been taken away, but I was distracted by Prezzo Bill Ruto's wacky sense of humour.

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