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Cool party at Co-operative University leaves me high like a kite

Last week, I arranged a meeting of urgency with my benefactor. This comrade needed cash! So I met him at his work station and after he’d circumcised the day’s chores, we made our away to Galleria Mall, a respectable ground where our Collective Bargaining Agreement terms could be reviewed

Oh! I forgot. I dislike malls. Darn places are always filled with crawling rich folks and limping broke jamaas like me. Psst! You know she’s broke when she takes countless selfies holding a java coffee cup or next to a large pizza she’s sharing with five other (selfie taking, wannabe cool class) comrades.

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