I am not financially stable like Nairobi girls want me to be

My hot girlfriend demands that we shift from my hot spacious bedsitter in Kinoo-Regen. My first problem is why she says “we” and yet she does not assist in rental payment. This “we” has a legal implication.

She says that she wants us to live in a flat where the Mezzanine floor, nine floors below us is occupied by Equity Bank. She alleges that I complain my bank is far from our neighborhood and thus we can’t have a toast to ourselves whenever she makes her unannounced Netanyahu visit.