A group of shylocks meeting at a city hotel have commended Kenyans for overspending over the festive period, and consequently causing untold damage to their finances.

A public relations firm in the Nairobi metropolitan area is regretting holding an end of year Christmas party.

An official at the transport department has come out to reassure Kenyans of the reliability of the much-touted electric train system.

The highly publicised campaign to have ICC trials conducted via video link got a man’s imagination running wild, when he realised the immense possibilities that video chat technology offered.

After years of being unreliable and frustrating its customers with power outages, one of the local power distributors has decided to target a market segment that it considers lucrative — power outage victims.

With protests by students at institutions of tertiary learning always ending up in immense destruction of property, a group of students drawn from various local colleges and universities have figured a way to make lemon out of lemonade.

The Spymaster General of the National Snooping Agency (NSA) of the United States got a taste of his own medicine when revelations of his wife spying on him to ensure he wasn’t cheating surfaced.

A pastor in Nairobi County is counting his losses after his church membership dwindled drastically when he introduced lie detectors at weddings.

A clueless official at the ICT ministry has warned that if more clouds are not found in the country soon, local cloud computing services will ground to a halt.

Following the rising levels of insecurity in the country, the government of the United Republic of Tanzania has issued a travel advisory warning the wildebeests intending to migrate from the Serengeti National Park to the Maasai Mara Game Reserve. The Tanzanian government warned that it couldn’t assure them of security. The wildebeests migrate seasonally from the Serengeti to the Maasai Mara, in search of pastures. It is feared the directive is likely to disrupt the travel plans for tens of thousands of them.

Fearing a loss of livelihood, ATM fraudsters are planning to file a suit at the high court to block the adoption of new ATM card technology.

The Rwandese government has launched a crackdown on Kenyans living in Rwanda who have a record of wearing plastic smiles. This is in line with the Rwandese government policy of eradicating all plastics in the country as an environmental conservation measure.

Shortly after an audit by the Nairobi County government — which revealed that there are hundreds of ghost workers on the payroll, it has also emerged that there are myriad of other ghosts at the county level as well as at the household and individual level.

The junk food sector is up in arms over weight loss reality shows, which they claim are a threat to the survival of the industry. The informal junk food association sector association acronymed as BFF — not for ‘Best Fattening Food’ but ‘Big, Flabby and Flatulent’, see the weight loss reality shows as propagandist content, whose only motive is to change people’s attitudes to the detriment of junk food sector.

The garment of Naijeria has moved to court to stop the planned digital migration in Kenya claiming that if the process is allowed to proceed, it will negatively impact the interests and livelihoods of its citizens who are directly or indirectly employed in the Jujuwood film industry.

A group of local diapers manufacturers have filed a lawsuit against contraceptive manufacturers, accusing them of engaging in a conspiracy whose intent is to deny them business and strangle their livelihoods.

In a bid to ensure full implementation of the Constitution, female-based non-profit organised have raised concerns that one of the few remaining growth sectors in the economy — crime, is lagging behind in ensuring full inclusion of women in its ranks.

A report showing crime rate has reduced was stolen from a senior police officer’s study when thugs gained entry into his house.

County governments striving to find additional sources of revenue need to get more creative besides relying on charging neighbouring counties for the use of ‘their rivers’.

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Revellers at a city pub were thoroughly entertained and left in stitches when police arrested an adult man for impersonating a teenager.

Members of a city church have left in droves because their pastor is not worldly enough to their tastes, compared to other men and women of the cloth in rival churches.

Local pickpockets have come out to strongly condemn the shift Kenya is taking towards a cashless society.

Mistresses and girlfriends (Mags) of various elected representatives have expressed their dissatisfaction with the move by Salaries and Remuneration Commission to cut the salaries of MPs and other elected state officers.