Tips on how to score with a younger man

• Behind every old, potbellied ‘sponsor’ with a hot, young lady dangling on his arm, is a fat wallet!
•  However ugly some of these ‘sponsors’ may be, so long as they cough out cash worth rent or a holiday, they automatically become ‘hot, loving and caring’.

This has been going on for some time now. But a while back, whenever one or two odd, overweight women attempted this strategy, it horribly backfired. The only souls who paid some attention to such types were those coast-based, dreadlocked multilingual beach boys.