Top ten pointers that your loving husband has a side chick

• Women are smarter than men when it comes to cheating. Laundry remains washed and pressed, the house is organised, the tots are healthy and the food will always be as sumptuous as ever.
• They can keep the charade going on for years, as men blissfully raise children that aren’t theirs.

On the other hand, a cheating man, just like a clumsy rhino, will always leave a long trail of evidence — from cheap perfume, lipstick marks on shirts, love bites and scratches to lodging receipts in his trouser pockets. Ladies, here is how to tell your man is cheating on you: