I like eating and hate women who can't or won't cook

A friend once introduced his girlfriend to his father, only for him to dismiss her later, saying: “Kijana, uko na kitu mzuri ya kuchezea. Lakini sasa tafta mwanamke wa kuoa (She’s not ‘wife material’)!” Her crime? She had this long, well-decorated claws, sorry, finger nails that screamed, “Kuosha viombo na kupika ni wewe (to hell with cooking and cleaning)!” The old man reasoned she couldn’t risk house chores, lest her nail polish got stained or chipped.