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Radical changes proposed by the Meta Meta fraternity

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Greetings from the Meta meta fraternity. Sir, we have keenly followed the progress of your task force in the press since none of your members has set foot at Meta meta to get our views. Had you visited us, we could have even organized for a goat to be slaughtered at JJ’s, our popular local joint.

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